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"STHAPPPPPP, STHAP"

I Literally Don't Make Them!

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📜 The Sacred Rules

These rules are non-negotiable. (When I'm live, anyway)

RULE #1
"I don't make the rules"
RULE #2
"The rules do not apply to Asylum"
RULE #3
"Asylum can do as he pleases when he pleases"
RULE #4
"Don't take this serious"
RULE #5
"Don't be creepy"
RULE #6
"Don't flip my chair if I walk off stream"
More rules may be added at any time, for any reason, without notice.

Especially if you keep listening to country music. Or flip my chair. Or are creepy. You get the idea.